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Super Hero Adult Toys

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By Vince Leona

Super Hero movies have taken our country by storm! Super heroes have become completely main stream. Fort Wayne, IN native Vanessa Brown has created a new line of adult toys that features all of your favorite super heroes. I talked to Vanessa about this new line of Super toys!

VL: So you made it possible to have sex with Batman! What a great thing you have don’t for girls everywhere!

VB: I have always been a geeky chick. Batman was the guy that I always had a crush on. I would always make my boyfriend dress up like Batman and we would have great sex. He moved for work and I was always alone and wanted to keep having sex with Batman so I started up this line of Super Hero adult toys.

VL: Is the Hulk the biggest of the toys?

VB: Of course! Followed by Batman just because you know the caped crusader is packing some heat. We made robin the smallest for obvious reasons. And Wolverine, well you got to have the ladies try the wolverine adult toy.

VL: I really liked the Flash toy. On the box it claims that the girl will climax the fastest using the Flash. Very clever!

VB: Yeah we wanted each one to be special. The Superman one is blue and it makes you feel like you are flying. The Iron Man is a stainless steel adult toy that is impossible to destroy. Believe me, we tested it out. We dropped it from a high rise building and it was still in perfect working order. The Mr. Freeze toy you can put water in and put it in the freezer. Girls who are into that kind of stimulation really love it! We have thought of just about everything.

VL: What is your best seller?

VB: Definitely the Wolverine. It has been by far our best seller. The ladies have told me that it is the perfect adult toy. And they said that they really feel like it is Wolverine when they use it.

VL: Where do you do most of your sales?

VB: The website has been huge, but the comic cons have been even bigger! We sold over $100,000 in merchandise at the San Diego Comic Con. So we are now going to every show that will have us. We haven’t matched the $100,000 number since, but of course our goal is to shatter it. We plan on opening store fronts also. We are talking to 5 different hotels in Las Vegas about a possible store. We know that our adult toys sell themselves when people see them! Especially when we get the right crowd, it is a no brainer.

VL: Comic book stuff always brings out a few weirdo’s. What have you encountered?

VB: We have some nerdy guys that collect our Super Hero Adult Toys. They don’t even take them out of the box. And I actually saw a few on Ebay selling for triple of what they paid. So yeah now we are on Ebay too! We just keep expanding until we have world domination!

Stripper Pole Of The future

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By Vince Leona

As the service, performance, and pretty much all other aspects of the strip club keep evolving, the one thing that has stayed constant is the stripper pole. The old school stripper pole is something that has been around since the early 80’s and has stayed status quo since its inception. That is all about to change. A group of scientists in San Antonio have come up with a new concept that will take the stripper pole to the next level. This isn’t your mama’s stripper pole. This one moves in many different directions, and even spins around. These next stripper poles will be available in mid-2014 and will revolutionize the strip club industry. These new Titanium poles can take your normal strip tease show to the next level. I talked to the inventor of these new revolutionary stripper poles Howard McShea.

VL: How did you come up with this invention?

HM: Well believe it or not, I started out using it for a skyscraper. We use these titanium poles to hold up hundreds of stories, so I figured that it would be a solid structure for strip clubs. I started out wanting it to be the strongest stripper pole in the world, and very quickly I decided to make it the most versatile stripper pole in the world. You have not properly enjoyed a strip club until you have seen the spinning stripper pole. Strip clubs will never be the same again! It is more than just getting excited by seeing a naked girl on stage. This is an actual visual that needs to be seen. It is simply amazing. Some girls have put together routines that are so amazing that I have a feeling they will be headlining Vegas soon.

VL: Have you talked about putting together your own strip club or show here in Vegas featuring these amazing poles.

HM: We are in very serious talks about starting a show on the strip in 2014. We want it to be like nothing else out there. So right now we are recruiting the best pole dancers in the country. Look out for us to blow your mind.

VL: But your main business is trying to get your poles into existing strip clubs. Correct?

HM: By 2016, we want our poles in every single strip club in the country! We want to be the new gold standard. We want our Vegas show to be an extreme interpretation of what our poles can do! I know that I have a game changer here! Time will tell if it can reach its full potential!

VL: The Vegas show could be huge! I think it is a completely original spin on a pretty old concept.

HM: We definitely think that we are on the verge of the next big thing. Strip shows on the strip have become boring, and strip clubs have been doing the same stuff for years. Wait until you see our show. It will blow your mind. 2014 is going to change everything!

 

The New Sports Bar

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By Vince Leona

Every Sunday men leave the house bright and early to watch a full day of football, but they aren’t going to the usual place to watch. Sports bars, and buddies houses used to be the place to watch the game, but they have been replaced by strip clubs. I guess it makes sense. Where else can you watch the game, eat, hang with your buddies, and see beautiful naked women? Strip clubs done right can be the ultimate playground for both single and married men. I recently interviewed a Tampa strip club owner named Jacob who plans on opening the greatest Sports Bar Strip Club in the country.

VL: So tell me about this place.

J: This is a Strip Club mixed with Sports bar fusion! We are taking the good from both and creating a wonderland.

VL: What makes this place different?

J: We are eliminating the sleaziness from the strip club, and adding the fun of the sports bar. This is a full out sports bar. 50 huge HD screens, wired with concert sound, and the most badass stage in the country. Guys can eat wings, watch the game, and get a lap dance all at the same time. This is the place I always wanted to go to as a teenager. Since it didn’t exist, I created it.

VL: Hot wings and naked girls, why didn’t I think of that?

J: Ha! Well I am not saying that I am a visionary. I took something and made it better. I am like the pimp my ride guys.

VL: Tell me about your plans for Fantasy Football drafts next season, from what I heard it sounds amazing.

J: We are really excited about this! We are going to have draft parties with your own personal topless waitress. Also in between picks, you can get lap dances from our beautiful girls. Like I said, we are taking this thing to a new level. We want this to be a mind blowing experience. No sleazy guys in sweat pants sitting alone in the corner. This is the hangout spot of your dreams! Bring the whole crew, and there will be something for everyone. Also we are going to have 5 pool tables, darts, Golden Tee, and poker tournaments.

VL: Tell me about these poker tournaments. That sounds like fun!

J: We are the only club in the country that will give the eliminated players a lap dance! Of course you can get massages and dances anytime during the tournament, but when you get eliminated, the first dance is on us!

VL: I picture guys going all in just to get the free lap dance!

J: That is a funny visual! All we want is to make this place the only destination for groups of guys.

VL: How about the ladies, how do they fit in?

J: One thing I know about women is that when there is something cool going on, they show up. Believe me they will be there. This place will blow your bind.

VL: Well I disagree with your statement early. I think you ARE a visionary! You are doing God’s work sir.

J: (Laughs) thanks! See you next year.

First Class Eating At Strip Club

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By Vince Leona

Remember when the only food you could get at a strip club was day old pizza sitting under a heating lamp? Well those days are long gone. Today the strip club mentality is to create an amazing dining experience. I talked to Todd McGovern the head chef at a new strip club in Minneapolis about his five star dining that will be a part of a new strip club.

VL: Well first off, I just had your Steak and Lobster combo. I must say, it was amazing.

TM: Thank you! That is our specialty. I think we have some of the best food in all of Minneapolis.

VL: The food is great, but is there really a market for such an amazing restaurant in a strip club.

TM: We are a first class establishment! Everything here is top of the line. Our facility is second to none. We have the most beautiful women in the world. Why would we not compliment it with a five star restaurant? When people come here, they want to be around luxury. We supply the absolute best in every aspect. We want you to feel like you are in a different world when you enter our doors.

VL: This place definitely is amazing. I assume that you are going to have to bring in a lot of people to make this place profitable.

TM: No doubt! In order to keep a place this big open, we definitely need to draw in the numbers. We are already working with high end casinos. We will treat their high rollers like Kings. There is nowhere else in Minneapolis where you can experience what we are offering. We have the mindset of blowing people away the first time so that they will come back. We know that when a customer comers here for the first time, they will be back. I think our restaurant alone will draw in people just for the amazing food. Then throw in the most beautiful women they have ever seen, and a facility like no other, and now we are talking about a once in a lifetime experience.

VL: Do you have any special events planned?

TM: Superbowl parties, boxing parties, UFC parties, conventions, and after parties for bands will all be hosted here. We are the only place for celebrities to come where they can get top of the line service. Out V.I.P areas are completely private. We have special entrances and exits for celebrities where they can be as private as they want. Of course we also have V.I.P areas in the main room if they want to be in the middle of the action. We really have thought of everything, and failure is not an option here. We plan on making 5 million dollars in profit by year 3. We are very ambitious. We want this place to be a destination that people want to come to Minneapolis to see. We want to have people from all over the world here, and we won’t stop until we take over the world!

Stripper Trading Cards

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By Vince Leona

I remember growing up as a kid that I had an awesome collection of trading cards. Baseball, Basketball, and Football were my favorite. I even collected Wrestling cards for my favorite wrestlers. In recent years the trading card industry has kind of taken a turn for the worse. That may all change. Some of the biggest strip clubs in the country have gotten together to create Female Stripper Trading Cards. These are beautiful glossy finished cards with a fully nude pic on the front and all of the girls stats on the back. Not only do the stats include the measurements, but it also included which clubs they worked at in the past and where they currently work. This is brilliant on many different levels. First of all, it is like free marketing for these female strippers. It is a way for a guy in Boston to see a girl in San Diego and make it a point to go see her if he is ever in San Diego. It also will give the girls the star appeal that female stripper feature acts get when strip clubs bring them in to do a feature spot. Instead of bringing in a star once a month, this has the potential to make all of the girl’s stars! This is a complete game changer! The limited release that has come out so far has been a huge success! These Female Stripper Trading Cards are changing the industry as we know it. People have come from all over the country to see Misty Mugs who is a female stripper at a club in San Diego. The week the cards came out, Misty said that she made 300% more money and it was mainly from fans from different parts of the country. Also she gained thousands of new Twitter followers. Something as simple as trading cards has turned these everyday normal female strippers into superstars! There is already talk of a Female Stripper Trading Card Convention! This will really bring the girls to the forefront. If these take off the way they are being projected, the Stripper Industry might have something really special on their hands. One of the hardest thing’s to do is to market these female strippers. With the card sets, inserts, rookie of the year cards, etc. This has the potential to become as popular as Baseball cards in the early 90’s. A Charleston card shop is holding a card show to kick things off. Should be an exciting venture!

Strip Clubs Can Add Years to Your Life

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By Vince Leona

Ever wonder how to add years to your life? Well a new study shows that regularly visiting strip clubs such as the, MEN The Show male revue in Chicago, can add 8-12 years to your life. I talked to Dr. Macknow about his study.

VL: This is a crazy statistic that you came up with! Tell me about the entire process and how you got to this statistic.

DM: In 1987 we took 200 single guys and started running data on them. All of them were in perfect health and between 45-55 years old. 100 of the guys were people who had zero interest in going to strip clubs, and the other 100 were guys who went to strip clubs 1-3 times a week. We have over 25 years of data to prove our experiment and the results are astounding. 97% of the strip club goers are still alive with 90% of them in perfect health. For the guys who never go to strip clubs, only 43% of them are still alive, and out of the 43% only 50% of them are in perfect health. So basically 97/100 guys are still alive that went to strip clubs 1-3 times a week, and only 43/100 of the non-strip club guys are still alive.

VL: That is a crazy statistic! Besides tragedies and hereditary diseases, what do you make of this data?

DM: Well I think the strip club got that heart pumping! It gave these older single guys something to look forward to everyday. They had a purpose in life! They weren’t sitting home alone miserable, wishing that they had somewhere to go.

VL: So these guys are now between 70 and 80 years old. Do they still go to the strip club?

DM: The funny thing is that the study we conducted kind of kept them wanting to go to the strip club. Most of them are now convinced that the strip club is their fountain of youth. And the data we conducted has proven it.

VL: After seeing this data, you would think the 43% of the non-strip club goers would want to start going to strip clubs!

DM: Funny you say that, because I had all the guys out a few months ago when my research was completed, and 10/43 regularly visit strip clubs. They actually have quite the crew of old men who go every week. It’s like getting a crew together for golf, but instead going to the strip club. The young girls keep these guys entertained, and give them a reason to wake up every day.

VL: Bottom line, do you recommend all men need to go to a strip club at least once a week to stay healthy?

DM: It can’t hurt! Especially if you are a guy over 40 who is single. It stimulates your libido and keeps you young. Being around gorgeous, naked women keeps the heart healthy.

VL: I guess I better start hitting up that strip club once a week!

DM: I will see you there my friend (laughs)!

Strip Club Fantasy Sports Experience

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Houston, TX has combined the love of bars, strippers, and fantasy sports into the first every Fantasy Strip Club! This place is truly a guy’s dream. It has a full bar along with a Fantasy Sports suite like no other in the country. Not to mention it is a 24/7 strip club featuring some of the most beautiful women in the world. I talked to former college football player Alan Meitro about his innovative club.

VL: You truly have created a fantasy sports experience like no other!

AM: When I was in College, we would always have Fantasy Football Drafts for not just football, but Baseball and Basketball too. We would hire strippers and do the drafts at different buddies’ houses. I always had the dream of having a place that was based around fantasy sports! I saved up a bunch of money and was able to make my dream come true. The beauty is that there is always fantasy sports going on, so we have draft and viewing parties all year long.

VL: During the lean months for fantasy sports, does the strip club hold up to other strip clubs, or is the place mainly about Fantasy Sports?

AM: Not at all! We have a world class strip club. A lot of our clientele don’t even play fantasy sports. They are just here for our beautiful ladies!  The Fantasy sports aspect is something that everyone doesn’t take part in. However, we recommend that veteran and rookie fantasy players come on out and check out what we are doing here.

VL: Tell me about the Fantasy Football drafts that you guys host.

AM: We create the greatest experience that any Fantasy Player will ever have. We have a world class chef who makes gourmet versions of regular party wings. Our Jumbo wings are better than any other I have ever tried. We offer these draft parties with 2 girls writing the names on the board of who you draft. Like I said Gourmet food, and in between making your picks you can get lap dances from our gorgeous girls. We have guys booking their fantasy parties here a year out. We are truly doing some ground breaking stuff here.

VL: After the draft, what do you guys have to offer to fantasy sports players?

AM: We have 50 big screens, WIFI everywhere, and a stats center where you can keep track of everything while watching all of the games. Also each group gets put in the running for a free trip to the champagne room with the girl of their choice. Our girls are all big sports fans too, so the conversations are great with our ladies. You might even get good advice for trades from our girls. Also our girls want to please you. This isn’t one of those clubs where the girls act stuck up. We have your fantasy girl here, and she is completely accessible.

VL: I think I am going to have to set up my draft with you. Sounds like a blast.

AM: Thanks for the support!

The Virtual Strip Club

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By Vince Leona

Web Cam’s have been used a lot in the adult entertainment business, but in 2014 a virtual strip club will change everything about the web cam business. New York City resident Charlie Vendreze is breaking ground on a new strip club that will not only be an amazing destination spot, but also the king of all web cam show. I talked to Charlie about this massive new Strip Club.

VL: Tell me about this place Charlie, you have all of Vegas buzzing about it.

CV: It will be the best strip club in Las Vegas! Believe me, it will be a destination for anyone coming to Vegas. But let’s be honest, some people only come here one a year or every couple years.  I wanted to have the best Strip Club in Vegas, but wanted to bring it to people in Wyoming or Florida, or Iowa. So what I decided to do was create a web cam room that is part of the club! When we are open, there will always be a girl dancing on the pole in the Web Room. And we will take requests from the guys as to what they want. They will be able to pay with virtual tokens. This will be huge!

VL: Sounds like an amazing idea. Will the girls at the club also be the girls on the Web Show?

CV: Yes! The Web room will be a part of their rotation! That room will never be empty. Even when we are closed, I will have girls in the web room.

VL: Exactly what will this web room entail?

CV: This will be HD video, and all the lights and stage show that you would expect from a strip club. I am bringing the strip club to your living room, or bedroom. Web cam girls can make a lot of money. At my club, they will be rich! I am recruiting the best web cam girls in the country to work the room in our off hours. When we are open, all of our beautiful girls will be taking turns in the web cam room. This will be like nothing you have ever seen. It will be the best of both worlds. Our website is using a new live stream technology that requires zero buffering time, so even if you have a slow connection, we will stream in real time! Also we plan on offering a visitors pass that will be offered for daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly rates.

VL: Will people at home be able to interact with the dancers?

CV: You better believe it! We will have video and typing interactions with the guys and our dancers. We know that this will get so big that we will have to expand the amount of virtual rooms, and believe me, we are prepared for it. I don’t plan on making a dime on this company for at least 5 years. Every cent I make will go back into the business! Our goal is to have clubs all over the world, and have a huge network online. The sky is the limit!

 

Bachelor Party Lottery

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By Dave Dakota

Charlie Quivnuorey a 23 year old Miami Union worker threw the greatest Bachelor Party his friends had ever been to. Charlie who was the best man for his friend Rob’s wedding was absolutely broke. Charlie had a job making minimum wage, and had to move back in with his parents. He had saved up $300 for the Bachelor Party just so that he could try to put something together for his best friend Rob, but his car died out on him and it cost him $400 to fix it, which wiped out the Bachelor Party money. Charlie felt so bad, and told Rob that he wouldn’t be able to throw him a party because he was broke. Rob didn’t care. He told Charlie, you are my best friend. You just showing up is priceless to me. Charlie’s life was about to change. One a week Charlie buys a $2 lottery ticket. Like usual on Tuesday, Charlie played his numbers. One of which was 9 for Rob’s old jersey number when they played Pop Warner Football together. Charlie could not believe it when he saw the drawing on TV. Charlie had won!! He split 33 million dollars with 4 people. Leaving him right around 8 million. Taking the one time payout, and after taxes were figured in, this minimum wage making 23 year old who lived with his parents was not worth over 4 million dollars. The first guy Charlie called was Rob! Charlie said, “Something amazing has happened. Get ready for the Bachelor Party of your life.” Charlie rented a private jet and flew all 20 guys to Vegas. Each guy got his own luxury suite. Charlie also gave each guy $1000 in gambling money. Charlie paid for everything that weekend. Steak houses and bottle service every night at the club. Charlie also rented out a private room in Cesar’s Palace and got 10 strippers to put on the greatest show that Rob had ever seen. When the guys lost their thousand gambling, Charlie gave them another thousand! He made it clear that he wanted these guys to have the time of their lives and not spend a dime on anything. This Bachelor Party was the type of Bachelor Party you would expect Jay Z to throw, not Charlie. The world series of poker was going on in Vegas. As a gift to Rob, Charlie paid for Rob to play in one of the tournaments. Charlie spent over $250,000 on this Bachelor Party, but saved the best surprise for when they got home. Charlie took Rob and his fiance Megan out to dinner, and told them that he wanted to pay for the entire wedding. Megan immediately broke down and started crying. Charlie explained that Rob was his best friend, and Rob telling Charlie that all he wanted was Charlie’s presence at the Bachelor party showed him how great of a friend Rob was. Not only did Charlie pay for the wedding, but had one more surprise. Charlie bought them a ten day trip to Europe. Charlie told Rob that he wanted to do an annual Vegas trip, that is of course if he doesn’t run out of money!

Strippers are your new BFF

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Many girls look at strippers like they are a threat. But according to Sarah Bickerville a waitress from Los Angeles, a stripper helped her find the love of her life. Sarah was a hopeless romantic who tried just about every type of dating website and dating service that was out there. Melissa was a female stripper who loved Sarah’s diner, and would go there 3 to 4 nights a week after work. Melissa and Sarah developed a friendship. They had a mutual interest in bike riding. So every Sunday the 2 girls would go on long bike rides. Melissa and Sarah became really good friends and started hanging out with each other’s social circles. Sarah instantly fit in with Melissa’s friends, but Melissa did not get the same treatment with Sarah’s friends. Melissa was a gorgeous girl and was obviously threatening to a lot of girls. Sarah’s friends just couldn’t have Melissa around. This upset Sarah to the point where she stopped hanging out with her old friends. Sarah could not understand why the girls couldn’t look past their own insecurities. Also Sarah was ashamed to have friends who were so judgmental of Melissa being a female stripper. Sarah and Melissa’s relationship got stronger and stronger. Melissa invited Sarah to her sister’s wedding where she introduced Sarah to her brother Matt. It was love at first sight and Sarah and Matt were inseparable. Two years later Melissa was the maid of honor in Sarah’s wedding with Matt. The moral of the story is not to judge a book by its cover. Sarah was an awkward girl working the graveyard shift as a waitress who had trouble finding love. Melissa was a female stripper who instantly gets judged by girls the minute she tells them what she does for a living. Both of these girls found an amazing friendship, and Sarah found the love of her life. It is a good judge of character when someone can look past their differences and actually find common ground. This is how the greatest friendships are developed. The only fair way to judge people is whether or not they are a good person. Sarah and Melissa were both looking for something that they were missing and they found it in each other. Sarah lost friends standing up for what is right! If you have a friend getting brushed off by your group because of things they can’t control, you can make a stand like Sarah did. If a person has problems with people for reasons like what they do for a living, are not worth your energy. Sometimes it is hard, but you have to move on and drop the friends that are negative or that are dragging you down. Just because you have known someone the longest, that doesn’t make them your best friend. A best friend is based on who makes you a better person. Sarah and Melissa made each other better people. So maybe one day a female stripper will become your BFF. Keep your eyes open and your life might take a turn for the better.