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Strip Clubs Can Add Years To Your Life

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By Vince Leona

Ever wonder how to add years to your life? Well a new study shows that regularly visiting strip clubs can add 8-12 years to your life. I talked to DC‘s Dr. Macknow about his study.

VL: This is a crazy statistic that you came up with! Tell me about the entire process and how you got to this statistic.

DM: In 1987 we took 200 single guys and started running data on them. All of them were in perfect health and between 45-55 years old. 100 of the guys were people who had zero interest in going to strip clubs, and the other 100 were guys who went to strip clubs 1-3 times a week. We have over 25 years of data to prove our experiment and the results are astounding. 97% of the strip club goers are still alive with 90% of them in perfect health. For the guys who never go to strip clubs, only 43% of them are still alive, and out of the 43% only 50% of them are in perfect health. So basically 97/100 guys are still alive that went to strip clubs 1-3 times a week, and only 43/100 of the non-strip club guys are still alive.

VL: That is a crazy statistic! Besides tragedies and hereditary diseases, what do you make of this data?

DM: Well I think the strip club got that heart pumping! It gave these older single guys something to look forward to everyday. They had a purpose in life! They weren’t sitting home alone miserable, wishing that they had somewhere to go.

VL: So these guys are now between 70 and 80 years old. Do they still go to the strip club?

DM: The funny thing is that the study we conducted kind of kept them wanting to go to the strip club. Most of them are now convinced that the strip club is their fountain of youth. And the data we conducted has proven it.

VL: After seeing this data, you would think the 43% of the non-strip club goers would want to start going to strip clubs!

DM: Funny you say that, because I had all the guys out a few months ago when my research was completed, and 10/43 regularly visit strip clubs. They actually have quite the crew of old men who go every week. It’s like getting a crew together for golf, but instead going to the strip club. The young girls keep these guys entertained, and give them a reason to wake up every day.

VL: Bottom line, do you recommend all men need to go to a strip club at least once a week to stay healthy?

DM: It can’t hurt! Especially if you are a guy over 40 who is single. It stimulates your libido and keeps you young. Being around gorgeous, naked women keeps the heart healthy.

VL: I guess I better start hitting up that strip club once a week!

DM: I will see you there my friend (laughs)!

Green Strip Club

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Wendy Meloready an entrepreneur from Denver has combined her two favorite things. Strip Clubs and helping the environment. Wendy recently opened the first ever “Green” strip club. It is truly a remarkable establishment. Everything is made from recycled products. Also every bottle, cup, and paper towel is recycled. I talked to Wendy on the night of her grand opening.

VL: How and what made you come up with this idea?

WM: Well I have always been very conscious about the environment. I have worked for a lot of non-profits when I was in college. I was a bartender at a famous strip club in Los Angeles. Of course it is easy to play back seat driver, but I didn’t like the way they ran their business, also their lack of recycling made me furious. My cousin has been very successful in the stock market. I told her that I wanted to open up my own strip club, and she loved the idea. She is also very much about the environment like I am. So we decided that we were not only going to start our own business, but also help the environment that I love so much. I always laugh when people tell me that there is not global warming. Every year we have a tragedy in the United States directly cause by weather. We need to do all that we can to save this planet.

VL: I heard that even the stripper poles are recycled metal.

WM: Everything in the strip club is made with recycled products. And the place is gorgeous! We definitely did not give up quality with this green strip club. It shows that anyone can do what we did with their businesses. We have to be proactive!

VL: Do you only hire tree huggers? That’s a joke of course!

WM: (Laughs!) Actually to answer your question, Yes! We definitely make sure that our girls are all on the same page as us. Every Wednesday we are planting a tree around the club. We own a lot of land, and plan on beautifying the area.

VL: How have the guys responded?

WM: Well you know that hippy girls are all free spirits, so believe me we deliver as far as entertainment. And as far as being green, most guys don’t care. They just want to watch gorgeous girls get naked.

VL: Talk about your menu which is also very healthy, especially for a strip club!

WM: We definitely took a risk by having very healthy dishes. Based on the response however, people are looking for a change. We also have revitalizing green drinks that we sell for guys leaving the club, or for guys who are low on energy when they arrive.

VL: I must say that is a tasty drink! Best of luck to you and I hope this place is a huge success for you.

WM: Thank you! Make sure to come see us! We have the best scenery, food, and of course we are trying to save the environment. Our girls like to talk dirty, whether it’s sexual or talking about planting trees!

 

The 24/7 Strip Club

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Mason Gleiver who was born and raised in Philadelphia has created a strip club that never closes! I talked to Mason about this new venture!

VL: 24 hour strip club! That is very ambitious.

MG: I worked in the fitness club industry, and by far, the clubs that made the most money and had the most success were the clubs that didn’t close. So when I partnered on this strip club project, I said that it had to be twenty four hours a day and seven days a week. I said that we have to be open on Christmas, New Years, Easter, Thanksgiving, etc. We wanted to operate like a casino! We are a destination that is always there. We will be here for anyone that has nowhere to go on a holiday, weekend, bored night, etc. We are much more than a strip club. We are a place that people want to go to. We are also the best at what we do, so it will always be a phenomenal experience whether they are here on a Saturday at 8PM or on a Tuesday at 8:30AM. We want to deliver the best 24 hours a day and 7 days a week.

VL: What kind of business do you expect to do on off hours?

MG: We are finding that since we are known as the place that never closes; we are getting big crowds all day and night. We have third shifters who party after work. We have retired golfers who stop in after 18 holes. We have the post after hour’s club kids. We have it all. Also we have 5 vehicles that will drive our client’s home. We will not let them get in their cars if they are too intoxicated. We will make sure that their car is safe and that they are safe. I pay 4 guys 24 hours a day to drive people home. We will also pick them up the next day and bring them to their cars. We have really thought of everything.

VL: A lot of strip clubs have lower quality strippers during the off hours; this is definitely not true at your club. I was there on a Tuesday at 10:30AM and the girls we amazing.

MG: Thank you for noticing that! We definitely only hire the finest girls around. And being 24/7 we are able to work with all of our girls schedules, and get them the amount of hours that they want. We want this place to have a family atmosphere! We have the best girls and we treat them as partners. We don’t rip our girls off like other places. They make a lot of money and work when they want to work!

VL: I also think the stuff you do for our troops is amazing.

MG: Every member past or present of the military will never pay to get in. We also give them a free drink and lap dance. I think it is the least that we can do for their service!

 

The Hangover Movie Experience

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Every guy who has seen the hangover dreams of living out the party that you got a small glimpse of at the end of the movie when the guys look at the pictures on Alan’s camera. That dream is now a reality! Phoenix resident Ronald Caspen has put together the Ultimate Bachelor Party movie tour featuring scenes from The Hangover, Swingers, Casino, and a ton of other Vegas classics. The tour starts out going to the casino that T and Mikey from the Hangover went to where Mikey famously lost $200 when he doubled down on an eleven. Each guy gets to play a few rounds of blackjack. It is always fun when the braver patrons of the tour play $100 a hand just like the movie. The next part of the tour is going to the sports books just like in Casino. Since the Tangiers is long gone, the tour goes to the biggest and baddest Sports Book at the MGM Grand. Then the rest of the tour is a big Hangover type party. We start on the roof of a famous hotel on the strip, and do a shot of Jagermeister.  From there it is all about partying. Each group has their own private photographer so that you can remember this night of debauchery. Just like in the Hangover, you have the option of deleting the photos forever! I talked to Ronald about his new Bachelor Party Movie Tour.

VL: This thing sounds like a lot of fun.

RC: It really is! And it’s the only tour that we encourage guys to have fun. Most other tours have drink limits and aren’t in it for the long haul. We will hang out with the groups all night!

VL: That must lead to some wild stories. What was the longest that you stayed with a party?

RC: We were actually with a party for 48 hours. It was when I had just started the company and I didn’t have anything booked the next day so I just partied for 2 nights in a row! It was an epic night. Of course I will never tell another soul about what happened that night but it was a lot of fun!

VL: The shot thing on the roof is pretty cool. How has that gone over?

RC: Everyone who has seen the hangover wants that moment! And we catch those moments on camera and they guys can have that memory forever. The only difference is that we don’t spike your Jager.

VL: So basically you guys send out a photographer to capture these memorable weekends?

RC: Well yes but we also set everything up! You basically come to Vegas, and the time spent with us is all taken care of. We include front of the line passes to clubs, dinner reservations, everything. And then we document the entire trip! Bachelor Parties are a special bonding experience, and we have created something that the guys will remember for the rest of their lives! We are now doing Bachelorette parties too so ladies, don’t worry we got you too!

Stripper Pole of the Future

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As the service, performance, and pretty much all other aspects of the strip club keep evolving, the one thing that has stayed constant is the stripper pole. The old school stripper pole is something that has been around since the early 80’s and has stayed status quo since its inception. That is all about to change. A group of scientists have come up with a new concept that will take the stripper pole to the next level. This isn’t your mama’s stripper pole. This one moves in many different directions, and even spins around. These next stripper poles will be available in mid-2014 and will revolutionize the strip club industry. These new Titanium poles can take your normal strip tease show to the next level. I talked to the inventor of these new revolutionary stripper poles Howard McShea.

VL: How did you come up with this invention?

HM: Well believe it or not, I started out using it for a skyscraper. We use these titanium poles to hold up hundreds of stories, so I figured that it would be a solid structure for strip clubs. I started out wanting it to be the strongest stripper pole in the world, and very quickly I decided to make it the most versatile stripper pole in the world. You have not properly enjoyed a strip club until you have seen the spinning stripper pole. Strip clubs will never be the same again! It is more than just getting excited by seeing a naked girl on stage. This is an actual visual that needs to be seen. It is simply amazing. Some girls have put together routines that are so amazing that I have a feeling they will be headlining Vegas soon.

VL: Have you talked about putting together your own strip club or show here in Vegas featuring these amazing poles.

HM: We are in very serious talks about starting a show on the strip in 2014. We want it to be like nothing else out there. So right now we are recruiting the best pole dancers in the country. Look out for us to blow your mind.

VL: But your main business is trying to get your poles into existing strip clubs. Correct?

HM: By 2016, we want our poles in every single strip club in the country! We want to be the new gold standard. We want our Vegas show to be an extreme interpretation of what our poles can do! I know that I have a game changer here! Time will tell if it can reach its full potential!

VL: The Vegas show could be huge! I think it is a completely original spin on a pretty old concept.

HM: We definitely think that we are on the verge of the next big thing. Strip shows on the strip have become boring, and strip clubs have been doing the same stuff for years. Wait until you see our show. It will blow your mind. 2014 is going to change everything!

 

The New Sports Bar

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Every Sunday men leave the house bright and early to watch a full day of football, but they aren’t going to the usual place to watch. Sports bars, and buddies houses used to be the place to watch the game, but they have been replaced by strip clubs. I guess it makes sense. Where else can you watch the game, eat, hang with your buddies, and see beautiful naked women? Strip clubs done right can be the ultimate playground for both single and married men. I recently interviewed a strip club owner Albuquerque named Jacob who plans on opening the greatest Sports Bar Strip Club in the country.

VL: So tell me about this place.

J: This is a Strip Club mixed with Sports bar fusion! We are taking the good from both and creating a wonderland.

VL: What makes this place different?

J: We are eliminating the sleaziness from the strip club, and adding the fun of the sports bar. This is a full out sports bar. 50 huge HD screens, wired with concert sound, and the most bad ass stage in the country. Guys can eat wings, watch the game, and get a lap dance all at the same time. This is the place I always wanted to go to as a teenager. Since it didn’t exist, I created it.

VL: Hot wings and naked girls, why didn’t I think of that?

J: Ha! Well I am not saying that I am a visionary. I took something and made it better. I am like the pimp my ride guys.

VL: Tell me about your plans for Fantasy Football drafts next season, from what I heard it sounds amazing.

J: We are really excited about this! We are going to have draft parties with your own personal topless waitress. Also in between picks, you can get lap dances from our beautiful girls. Like I said, we are taking this thing to a new level. We want this to be a mind blowing experience. No sleazy guys in sweat pants sitting alone in the corner. This is the hangout spot of your dreams! Bring the whole crew, and there will be something for everyone. Also we are going to have 5 pool tables, darts, Golden Tee, and poker tournaments.

VL: Tell me about these poker tournaments. That sounds like fun!

J: We are the only club in the country that will give the eliminated players a lap dance! Of course you can get massages and dances anytime during the tournament, but when you get eliminated, the first dance is on us!

VL: I picture guys going all in just to get the free lap dance!

J: That is a funny visual! All we want is to make this place the only destination for groups of guys.

VL: How about the ladies, how do they fit in?

J: One thing I know about women is that when there is something cool going on, they show up. Believe me they will be there. This place will blow your bind.

VL: Well I disagree with your statement early. I think you ARE a visionary! You are doing God’s work sir.

J: (Laughs) thanks! See you next year.

That Girl Giving You A Lap Dance Might Save Your Life

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It is always a cliché that female strippers are “in school”. But last week in Houston Texas that cliché became reality. Mark Roderwill was hanging out a Gentlemen’s club with a client. It is a place that he goes to close deals. Mark is the CEO of a very successful company, and prefers taking his clients to a Gentlemen’s club than in his boring office. Mark woke up on a Monday and felt a bit light headed, but fought through it and drank a red bull for energy. Mark knew that he had a big meeting so he had to be on his “A” game. Mark hit the gym at 7AM like he did every Monday to get in an hour of cardio. He then called his secretary and said that he had a VIP setup for his client Tom set for noon. His favorite female stripper Marissa was working that night and she was Mark’s favorite. He knew that Tom would love her, and whatever other friends she was going to bring along. Mark then headed over to close the deal. Mark got there early, and waited for Tom in the parking lot. Mark was still feeling a bit light headed and started feeling weak. Tom arrived at noon, and Mark put on his game face. After a little catching up in the parking lot, they headed inside the club. Tom was very impressed when he walked in. Mark had a bottle of Tom’s favorite Scotch, and 2 huge steaks waiting for them. Tom informed Mark that he was ready to sign the deal yesterday, but glad he waited. Mark got through the details of this multiyear deal that they had been negotiating, and on cue Marissa and 3 friends walked over. Tom loved Female Strippers as much as Mark so this was the main event of the night. Mark had many conversations in the past with Marissa, and she had told him many times that she was using the money she was making to put herself through school. It’s not that Mark did not believe her, but never really gave it much thought. Mark started to feel a lot of pressure in his chest, and asked for a glass of water and then crashed to the ground like a ton of bricks. Marissa then leaped into action. She started performing CPR on Mark. He had stopped breathing. Marissa vigorously tried to revive him. Finally after 5 minutes, he started to breathe again. An ambulance was on the scene in 6 minutes, and took over from there. Mark was rushed to the hospital in a semi conscience state. After performing emergency surgery, Mark woke up with a bunch of tubes in him. Marissa and Tom were both in the room waiting for Mark to wake up. The doctor then came in the room and informed Mark that Marissa had saved his life. This is a perfect example of not judging a book by its cover. It would be very easy to discount a female stripper who tells you that she is in school, but she just may be the person that saves your life.

First Class Eating At Strip Clubs

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By Vince Leona Remember when the only food you could get at a strip club was day old pizza sitting under a heating lamp? Well those days are long gone. Today the strip club mentality is to create an amazing dining experience. I talked to Todd McGovern the head chef at a new strip club in San Francisco about his five star dining that will be a part of a new strip club. VL: Well first off, I just had your Steak and Lobster combo. I must say, it was amazing. TM: Thank you! That is our specialty. I think we have some of the best food in all of San Francisco. VL: The food is great, but is there really a market for such an amazing restaurant in a strip club. TM: We are a first class establishment! Everything here is top of the line. Our facility is second to none. We have the most beautiful women in the world. Why would we not compliment it with a five star restaurant? When people come to San Francisco, they want to be around luxury. We supply the absolute best in every aspect. We want you to feel like you are in a different world when you enter our doors. VL: This place definitely is amazing. I assume that you are going to have to bring in a lot of people to make this place profitable. TM: No doubt! In order to keep a place this big open, we definitely need to draw in the numbers. We are already working with high end casinos. We will treat their high rollers like Kings. There is nowhere else in San Francisco where you can experience what we are offering. We have the mindset of blowing people away the first time so that they will come back. We know that when a customer comers here for the first time, they will be back. I think our restaurant alone will draw in people just for the amazing food. Then throw in the most beautiful women they have ever seen, and a facility like no other, and now we are talking about a once in a lifetime experience. VL: Do you have any special events planned? TM: Superbowl parties, boxing parties, UFC parties, conventions, and after parties for bands will all be hosted here. We are the only place for celebrities to come where they can get top of the line service. Out V.I.P areas are completely private. We have special entrances and exits for celebrities where they can be as private as they want. Of course we also have V.I.P areas in the main room if they want to be in the middle of the action. We really have thought of everything, and failure is not an option here. We plan on making 5 million dollars in profit by year 3. We are very ambitious. We want this place to be a destination that people want to come to San Francisco to see. We want to have people from all over the world here, and we won’t stop until we take over the world!

Strip Club Fantasy Sports Experience

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Louisville, KY has combined the love of bars, strippers, and fantasy sports into the first every Fantasy Strip Club! This place is truly a guy’s dream. It has a full bar along with a Fantasy Sports suite like no other in the country. Not to mention it is a 24/7 strip club featuring some of the most beautiful women in the world. I talked to former college football player Alan Meitro about his innovative club.

VL: You truly have created a fantasy sports experience like no other!

AM: When I was in College, we would always have Fantasy Football Drafts for not just football, but Baseball and Basketball too. We would hire strippers and do the drafts at different buddies’ houses. I always had the dream of having a place that was based around fantasy sports! I saved up a bunch of money and was able to make my dream come true. The beauty is that there is always fantasy sports going on, so we have draft and viewing parties all year long.

VL: During the lean months for fantasy sports, does the strip club hold up to other strip clubs, or is the place mainly about Fantasy Sports?

AM: Not at all! We have a world class strip club. A lot of our clientele don’t even play fantasy sports. They are just here for our beautiful ladies!  The Fantasy sports aspect is something that everyone doesn’t take part in. However, we recommend that veteran and rookie fantasy players come on out and check out what we are doing here.

VL: Tell me about the Fantasy Football drafts that you guys host.

AM: We create the greatest experience that any Fantasy Player will ever have. We have a world class chef who makes gourmet versions of regular party wings. Our Jumbo wings are better than any other I have ever tried. We offer these draft parties with 2 girls writing the names on the board of who you draft. Like I said Gourmet food, and in between making your picks you can get lap dances from our gorgeous girls. We have guys booking their fantasy parties here a year out. We are truly doing some ground breaking stuff here.

VL: After the draft, what do you guys have to offer to fantasy sports players?

AM: We have 50 big screens, WIFI everywhere, and a stats center where you can keep track of everything while watching all of the games. Also each group gets put in the running for a free trip to the Champaign room with the girl of their choice. Our girls are all big sports fans too, so the conversations are great with our ladies. You might even get good advice for trades from our girls. Also our girls want to please you. This isn’t one of those clubs where the girls act stuck up. We have your fantasy girl here, and she is completely accessible.

VL: I think I am going to have to set up my draft with you. Sounds like a blast.

AM: Thanks for the support!

And Now… The Main Event Of The Evening

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The bachelor party has become a must for every bachelor getting married! Whether it’s bowling, playing paintball, or the standard girls/gambling/drinking debauchery, the bachelor party is definitely a must have. Not only is it the last time that a bachelor can really let loose, but it is also a night of freedom for the boys who already took the plunge. Nothing funnier than seeing your soon to be father in law with boobs in his face. It is also a great way to just let loose with the boys!! Bachelor parties have gone from a stripper and a few drinks to a full planned out night of fun and entertainment. I experienced one of the most fun Bachelor parties of my life last week. We started out on the paintball field. This was a true war!! Fifty guys fighting for a flag. After two hours of paintball, we then hit the gun range and blew off a few hundred rounds. As you can see, my buddies love guns. We then hit a dive bar for the first round of drinks for the night. The bachelor loves Jameson, so we started off with a tray of Jameson shots. We were feeling loose when the first entertainment of the night stopped by. A girl wandered in the bar, and asked the bachelor if he was getting married, she then got naked and gave him an amazing show!! We then headed over to our favorite bar where we rented out the back room, and started the poker game! If poker wasn’t fun enough, 2 topless waitresses showed up to serve us drinks during the poker game. When a guy would get eliminated from the tournament, he was treated to lap dances by these sext waitresses. Was funny to see guys go all in hoping to be eliminated, just to get to the sidelines to spend time with the ladies. I decided to take the tourney serious, because I knew more entertainment was on the way later in the night. I didn’t win but I finished third. Despite my high finish, I still made time to get a few lap dances from the ladies. After the poker tourney, the 3 hour all you can drink package started. About an hour in, 2 of the hottest girls I have ever seen came in and did a fantasy show for us. The dollar bills were flying, and we were thoroughly entertained. This Bachelor Party was nonstop entertainment! From the paintball to the shooting range, to the dive bar, to the poker to the topless waitresses to the fantasy show, this was an unbelievable night of fun. After all of that, we ended up at a night club where we got bottle service. We probably should have gone home after the fantasy show, but this was the Bachelor Party of a lifetime, and we had to end it in style! This obviously was not your standard Bachelor Party, but maybe you could use some of these ideas to give not only your friend getting married, but all of your boys a night that they will never forget.