Get The Scoop

By Dave Dakota

The Adult Toy industry makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year! But it has definitely come a long way from vibrators and blow up dolls. The adult toy industry has seen a huge spike in sales with edible sex toys. The standard edible panties are still a popular item, but it’s the other items that will shock you. I talked to Christy Cobert who owns a sex shop in San Francisco to get the scoop on the latest edible Adult Toys.

DD: How long have you been in business?

CC: Next month it will be 5 years!

DD: Congrats! In this economy that is great. How is business?

CC: It was up and down for the first three years, but for the past two years it has been great! We are on pace to double last year’s sales.

DD: What can you attest to this huge spike in sales?

CC: The standards always sell, but edible sex toys are the new craze!

DD: Besides edible panties, what other items are selling.

CC: Our biggest seller is the chocolate dildo, which comes in dark and white chocolate. It comes in six different sizes, starting with six inches all the way up to twelve. As you can imagine, it combines women’s two favorite things, Chocolate and sex. It’s really a winning situation.

DD: How many of these do you sell a day, and how much do they cost?

CC: They start at $5.99 and the twelve inch one is $11.99. And we sell about 500 of these a week. Also we make them here on location. They have become so popular that I send thousands of these a week all across the country. We are very excited that we just got a huge monthly order from a major Adult Toy shop that wants ten thousand a week.

DD: Wow it sounds like this is becoming a big production! Who is your chef?

CC: You’re looking at her!

DD: How did you come up with this idea and perfect it? Because according to some of your clientele, these are like no other chocolate Adult Toys on the market.

CC: Well the difference with ours is that they hard for a long time (laughs). All kidding aside, that is why we are so successful. They don’t get soft or melt. So they are able to last as long as the ladies want them to last.

DD: What is your secret?

CC: Well if I told you that I would have to kill you. I spent a year perfecting the recipe! We now have a one of a kind product that our competition cannot compete with. In the edible Adult Toy industry, we are the best.

DD: What’s the next big thing?

CC: Well we are making strawberry dildos made like suckers. As you can imagine, these sell themselves also.

DD: Well you really have turned a niche into an amazing company! I cannot wait to see your shops all over the country.

CC: That is the plan! Hopefully next time you talk to me, it will be on my new Yacht (laughs).


And Now… The Main Event Of The Evening

By Vince Leona

The bachelor party has become a must for every bachelor getting married! Whether it’s bowling, playing paintball, or the standard girls/gambling/drinking debauchery, the bachelor party is definitely a must have. Not only is it the last time that a bachelor can really let loose, but it is also a night of freedom for the boys who already took the plunge. Nothing funnier than seeing your soon to be father in law with boobs in his face. It is also a great way to just let loose with the boys!! Bachelor parties have gone from a stripper and a few drinks to a full planned out night of fun and entertainment. I experienced one of the most fun Bachelor parties of my life last week. We started out on the paintball field. This was a true war!! Fifty guys fighting for a flag. After two hours of paintball, we then hit the gun range and blew off a few hundred rounds. As you can see, my buddies love guns. We then hit a dive bar for the first round of drinks for the night. The bachelor loves Jameson, so we started off with a tray of Jameson shots. We were feeling loose when the first entertainment of the night stopped by. A girl wandered in the bar, and asked the bachelor if he was getting married, she then got naked and gave him an amazing show!! We then headed over to our favorite bar where we rented out the back room, and started the poker game! If poker wasn’t fun enough, 2 topless waitresses showed up to serve us drinks during the poker game. When a guy would get eliminated from the tournament, he was treated to lap dances by these sext waitresses. Was funny to see guys go all in hoping to be eliminated, just to get to the sidelines to spend time with the ladies. I decided to take the tourney serious, because I knew more entertainment was on the way later in the night. I didn’t win but I finished third. Despite my high finish, I still made time to get a few lap dances from the ladies. After the poker tourney, the 3 hour all you can drink package started. About an hour in, 2 of the hottest girls I have ever seen came in and did a fantasy show for us. The dollar bills were flying, and we were thoroughly entertained. This Bachelor Party was nonstop entertainment! From the paintball to the shooting range, to the dive bar, to the poker to the topless waitresses to the fantasy show, this was an unbelievable night of fun. After all of that, we ended up at a night club where we got bottle service. We probably should have gone home after the fantasy show, but this was the Bachelor Party of a lifetime, and we had to end it in style! This obviously was not your standard Bachelor Party, but maybe you could use some of these ideas to give not only your friend getting married, but all of your boys a night that they will never forget.