Strip Club Fantasy Sports Experience

By Vince Leona

Louisville, KY has combined the love of bars, strippers, and fantasy sports into the first every Fantasy Strip Club! This place is truly a guy’s dream. It has a full bar along with a Fantasy Sports suite like no other in the country. Not to mention it is a 24/7 strip club featuring some of the most beautiful women in the world. I talked to former college football player Alan Meitro about his innovative club.

VL: You truly have created a fantasy sports experience like no other!

AM: When I was in College, we would always have Fantasy Football Drafts for not just football, but Baseball and Basketball too. We would hire strippers and do the drafts at different buddies’ houses. I always had the dream of having a place that was based around fantasy sports! I saved up a bunch of money and was able to make my dream come true. The beauty is that there is always fantasy sports going on, so we have draft and viewing parties all year long.

VL: During the lean months for fantasy sports, does the strip club hold up to other strip clubs, or is the place mainly about Fantasy Sports?

AM: Not at all! We have a world class strip club. A lot of our clientele don’t even play fantasy sports. They are just here for our beautiful ladies!  The Fantasy sports aspect is something that everyone doesn’t take part in. However, we recommend that veteran and rookie fantasy players come on out and check out what we are doing here.

VL: Tell me about the Fantasy Football drafts that you guys host.

AM: We create the greatest experience that any Fantasy Player will ever have. We have a world class chef who makes gourmet versions of regular party wings. Our Jumbo wings are better than any other I have ever tried. We offer these draft parties with 2 girls writing the names on the board of who you draft. Like I said Gourmet food, and in between making your picks you can get lap dances from our gorgeous girls. We have guys booking their fantasy parties here a year out. We are truly doing some ground breaking stuff here.

VL: After the draft, what do you guys have to offer to fantasy sports players?

AM: We have 50 big screens, WIFI everywhere, and a stats center where you can keep track of everything while watching all of the games. Also each group gets put in the running for a free trip to the Champaign room with the girl of their choice. Our girls are all big sports fans too, so the conversations are great with our ladies. You might even get good advice for trades from our girls. Also our girls want to please you. This isn’t one of those clubs where the girls act stuck up. We have your fantasy girl here, and she is completely accessible.

VL: I think I am going to have to set up my draft with you. Sounds like a blast.

AM: Thanks for the support!

Stripper Sushi

By Vince Leona

There have been many movies that portray people eating food off of a beautiful naked body. Until now, that was only in the movies. Thanks to Rodney Kim’s new vision, for an extra $500-$5000 dollars, you can eat sushi of some of the most beautiful Exotic Dancers in the country. I talked to Rodney about this new business.

VL: So you took a fantasy and made it reality!

RK: Yes sir! I have always thought it was amazing when you would see people eat off of the body of a naked girl. I found some of the most beautiful girls in the world and made it a reality!

VL: So are all of these girls Exotic Dancers?

RK: Yes we have Exotic Dancers, but we also have a lot of models who work for us.

VL: So I can come in there and get a couple rolls and I get to pick the girl I want to eat off of?

RK: Exactly! The girls set their own price so we have girls as low as $300 to girls as high as $10,000.

VL: I bet that creates come awkward conversations.

RK: believe it or not, the girls are a great way to break the ice! Our girls have great personalities. So it is a pleasant experience.

VL: Can I come in there alone and get a girl?

RK: Our rule is that we only offer this with groups of 4 or more! We don’t want a guy to come in alone and think he is on a date. We want the creepy factor to not exist.

VL: Do you find that the guys eat a lot quicker because they want to see whats going on underneath!

RK: Ha! We definitely have seen that. However, once the food is gone the girls get up. So it is in their best interest to eat at a normal pace.

VL: How about the opposite? Do parties ever eat super slowly to keep the girl around?

RK: Yes but we have a forty five minute limit for dinner! We can’t make our girls lay there all night! Also remember that they only come out when the food is ready so it doesn’t take much longer than 45 minutes to eat sushi! It is an overall great experience and a lot of fun.

VL: Any thoughts of doing this with guys also?

RK: Actually yes, we are opening up another restaurant in Vegas where we will offer that in private rooms.

VL: How many rolls can these girls hold? They aren’t big girls.

RK: You would be surprised! We had a professional basketball team here with a party of 20 and she came out pretty much filled head to toe with sushi. It was an amazing site! They have been back 3 times since then because they were so impressed with the food, girl, and service! We truly offer a complete unique experience.

VL: I will see you soon. Cannot wait to see your place.