And now… The main event of the evening!

By Dave Dakota

The bachelor party has become a must for every bachelor getting married! Whether it’s bowling, playing paintball, or the standard girls/gambling/drinking debauchery, the bachelor party is definitely a must have. Not only is it the last time that a bachelor can really let loose, but it is also a night of freedom for the boys who already took the plunge. Nothing funnier than seeing your soon to be father in law with boobs in his face. It is also a great way to just let loose with the boys!! Bachelor parties have gone from a stripper and a few drinks to a full planned out night of fun and entertainment. I experienced one of the most fun Bachelor parties of my life last week. We started out on the paintball field. This was a true war!! Fifty guys fighting for a flag. After two hours of paintball, we then hit the gun range and blew off a few hundred rounds. As you can see, my buddies love guns. We then hit a dive bar for the first round of drinks for the night. The bachelor loves Jameson, so we started off with a tray of Jameson shots. We were feeling loose when the first entertainment of the night stopped by. A girl wandered in the bar, and asked the bachelor if he was getting married, she then got naked and gave him an amazing show!! We then headed over to our favorite bar where we rented out the back room, and started the poker game! If poker wasn’t fun enough, 2 topless waitresses showed up to serve us drinks during the poker game. When a guy would get eliminated from the tournament, he was treated to lap dances by these sext waitresses. Was funny to see guys go all in hoping to be eliminated, just to get to the sidelines to spend time with the ladies. I decided to take the tourney serious, because I knew more entertainment was on the way later in the night. I didn’t win but I finished third. Despite my high finish, I still made time to get a few lap dances from the ladies. After the poker tourney, the 3 hour all you can drink package started. About an hour in, 2 of the hottest girls I have ever seen came in and did a fantasy show for us. The dollar bills were flying, and we were thoroughly entertained. This Bachelor Party was nonstop entertainment! From the paintball to the shooting range, to the dive bar, to the poker to the topless waitresses to the fantasy show, this was an unbelievable night of fun. After all of that, we ended up at a night club where we got bottle service. We probably should have gone home after the fantasy show, but this was the Bachelor Party of a lifetime, and we had to end it in style! This obviously was not your standard Bachelor Party, but maybe you could use some of these ideas to give not only your friend getting married, but all of your boys a night that they will never forget.

Stripper Pole of the Future

By Vince Leona

As the service, performance, and pretty much all other aspects of the strip club keep evolving, the one thing that has stayed constant is the stripper pole. The old school stripper pole is something that has been around since the early 80’s and has stayed status quo since its inception. That is all about to change. A group of scientists have come up with a new concept that will take the stripper pole to the next level. This isn’t your mama’s stripper pole. This one moves in many different directions, and even spins around. These next stripper poles will be available in mid-2014 and will revolutionize the strip club industry. These new Titanium poles can take your normal strip tease show to the next level. I talked to the inventor of these new revolutionary stripper poles Howard McShea.

VL: How did you come up with this invention?

HM: Well believe it or not, I started out using it for a skyscraper. We use these titanium poles to hold up hundreds of stories, so I figured that it would be a solid structure for strip clubs. I started out wanting it to be the strongest stripper pole in the world, and very quickly I decided to make it the most versatile stripper pole in the world. You have not properly enjoyed a strip club until you have seen the spinning stripper pole. Strip clubs will never be the same again! It is more than just getting excited by seeing a naked girl on stage. This is an actual visual that needs to be seen. It is simply amazing. Some girls have put together routines that are so amazing that I have a feeling they will be headlining Vegas soon.

VL: Have you talked about putting together your own strip club or show here in Vegas featuring these amazing poles.

HM: We are in very serious talks about starting a show on the strip in 2014. We want it to be like nothing else out there. So right now we are recruiting the best pole dancers in the country. Look out for us to blow your mind.

VL: But your main business is trying to get your poles into existing strip clubs. Correct?

HM: By 2016, we want our poles in every single strip club in the country! We want to be the new gold standard. We want our Vegas show to be an extreme interpretation of what our poles can do! I know that I have a game changer here! Time will tell if it can reach its full potential!

VL: The Vegas show could be huge! I think it is a completely original spin on a pretty old concept.

HM: We definitely think that we are on the verge of the next big thing. Strip shows on the strip have become boring, and strip clubs have been doing the same stuff for years. Wait until you see our show. It will blow your mind. 2014 is going to change everything!