Getting Wet

By Dave Dakota

The Fantasy of a naked girl washing your car has always been the fantasy of many high school boys. Sir Mix A Lot and other rappers showed this fantasy in their music videos. If you live in San Diego, this dream is now a reality. Melissa Brooks an Exotic Dancer has created the greatest nude car wash experience ever with her “Strip Club Car Wash”. I talked to Melissa about this unique business she runs.

DD: I have to say, I have never had more fun getting my car washed.

MB: Well thank you. We have created an experience like no other in the country. You and your car are basically taking a shower with 10 gorgeous ladies.

DD: It is funny that you say that, because that is exactly what it felt like. I have to say, I was not expecting the lap dances while they were cleaning the inside of the car.

MB: Well that is what makes us a strip club car wash! There is nothing more exciting than getting a lap dance in your car. It is the main event of the experience. Our Exotic Dancers are the sexiest in the country.

DD: The girls are beautiful, and that part was amazing, but I was shocked how sparkling clean they got my car.

MB: We take both sides of the business seriously! We don’t half ass either side of the service. We want guys to come back every week. The best is when ladies come in. We once had a hottie strip down and start washing her car with the ladies. It was amazing.

DD: So for people who haven’t been to your “Strip Club Car Wash” can you walk them through the entire experience.

MB: Sure! It starts out when you pull in and choose inside and outside wash or just one of the 2 services. I guarantee that we are the only car wash in the country where people only get the inside of their car cleaned. Each service is $25 or you get both for $40 which is what 90% of the customers do. They pull their car in where 10 smoking hot girls give the sexiest car wash ever while the customer is sitting inside his car enjoying the show. The girls start out in little bikinis and then get totally naked. After that if the customer chose an inside wash, 3 girls clean the inside of the car while the customer is still sitting in the driver’s seat. The customer then gets a lap dance from one of the girls while the other 2 clean the inside of the car. My favorite part is when the girl giving the lap dance cleans the windshield while giving a lap dance.

DD: It is definitely an experience like no other. I think you really have something unique here. I can see these car washes popping up all around the country.

MB: Los Angeles is next! We break ground next month. We plan on being all over the West Coast, and then branching out all over the country. So wherever you are, we are coming to your town!