Getting Wet

By Dave Dakota

The Fantasy of a naked girl washing your car has always been the fantasy of many high school boys. Sir Mix A Lot and other rappers showed this fantasy in their music videos. If you live in San Diego, this dream is now a reality. Melissa Brooks an Exotic Dancer has created the greatest nude car wash experience ever with her “Strip Club Car Wash”. I talked to Melissa about this unique business she runs.

DD: I have to say, I have never had more fun getting my car washed.

MB: Well thank you. We have created an experience like no other in the country. You and your car are basically taking a shower with 10 gorgeous ladies.

DD: It is funny that you say that, because that is exactly what it felt like. I have to say, I was not expecting the lap dances while they were cleaning the inside of the car.

MB: Well that is what makes us a strip club car wash! There is nothing more exciting than getting a lap dance in your car. It is the main event of the experience. Our Exotic Dancers are the sexiest in the country.

DD: The girls are beautiful, and that part was amazing, but I was shocked how sparkling clean they got my car.

MB: We take both sides of the business seriously! We don’t half ass either side of the service. We want guys to come back every week. The best is when ladies come in. We once had a hottie strip down and start washing her car with the ladies. It was amazing.

DD: So for people who haven’t been to your “Strip Club Car Wash” can you walk them through the entire experience.

MB: Sure! It starts out when you pull in and choose inside and outside wash or just one of the 2 services. I guarantee that we are the only car wash in the country where people only get the inside of their car cleaned. Each service is $25 or you get both for $40 which is what 90% of the customers do. They pull their car in where 10 smoking hot girls give the sexiest car wash ever while the customer is sitting inside his car enjoying the show. The girls start out in little bikinis and then get totally naked. After that if the customer chose an inside wash, 3 girls clean the inside of the car while the customer is still sitting in the driver’s seat. The customer then gets a lap dance from one of the girls while the other 2 clean the inside of the car. My favorite part is when the girl giving the lap dance cleans the windshield while giving a lap dance.

DD: It is definitely an experience like no other. I think you really have something unique here. I can see these car washes popping up all around the country.

MB: Los Angeles is next! We break ground next month. We plan on being all over the West Coast, and then branching out all over the country. So wherever you are, we are coming to your town!

The Adult Toy Cam

The most realistic sexual toy experience is about to be available to you everywhere! The Adult toy cam will include a sex toy and HD screen to see exactly what your partner is doing. I talked to Victor Krenshaw the creator of this new revolutionary product.

VL: Tell me what separates your product from the other adult toys in this space?

VK: This is a completely different product than all other adult toys. The 2 sex toys digitally hook up and increase or decrease the amount of vibration for both the male and female sex toy. So you get to see your partner and get to feel their excitement! Both parties get to climax at the same time!

VL: How did you come up with this product?

VK: I have a long distance girlfriend. She lives in California, and I live here in Toledo. So it is a long annoying flight. We both love having sex and the phone sex started getting old. Then we started video chatting, and that got old. So I decided to come up with a way for us both to get that natural pleasure in an adult toy that we would get while having sex. And it is great! You get to see her face while you pleasure her.

VL: I understand that you have some famous clients.

VK: You would not believe if I told you some of the names! We have a lot of A list actors and actresses. Also we have some huge sports stars that use it with their wives! It is really starting to take the country by storm. A basketball player told me that it keeps his sex life hot. It makes him fantasize about his wife like when he first met her. So I think that we are doing a great service! When you are feeling the sensations of sex but not able to physically touching someone, it makes the fantasy that much better when you get your hands on her!

VL: So you are doing God’s work?

VK: Well as far as adult toys, yeah we are hahaha!

VL: How are you marketing this thing?

VK: We started doing a lot of the sex conventions. They will always be our top demographic! We also sell a ton on our website. Every week I feel more and more momentum each passing week.

VL: What kind of sales are you doing?

VK: Well we started out doing $100,000 in the first year, and now we are on pace to do over 4 million this year. We are rocking it!

VL: Wow! Those are amazing numbers! How do you take this thing to the next level?

VK: Some of the updates that we are working on are really exciting, and can really take this product to a level that has never been imagined before. I am really excited! We expect to do between eight and twelve million next year! I can see this thing becoming a nine figure business within ten years!