Fantasy Football

By Dave Dakota

While guys are caught up with their fantasy football teams, their wives and girlfriends are getting their fantasy’s filled somewhere else. With the recent popularity of “Magic Mike’ and “50 Shades of Grey,” male strippers have had a resurgence. According to the top male stripper companies in the country, the male stripper fantasy is back with a vengeance. Women seem to have the same mindset that guys are notorious for. They know what they want, and are not afraid to ask for it. The day of the shy, tame girl is over. Women are not afraid to have their sexual fantasy’s fulfilled, especially if they are not getting it at home.

73% of women said that the #1 reason they would consider looking elsewhere to fulfill their sexual desire is lack of attention from their boyfriend or husband. This should be a major wakeup call for guys! Instead of worrying about whether to start Tom Brady or RG3, maybe more attention should be paid to her fantasies. Women are like rabid animals looking for that sexual fix just as much as guys are. Sometimes getting a stripper is all they need to light that fire. In a survey conducted with 100 married guys, 63 of them said they would trade sex on a Sunday for a Fantasy Football victory. Something is really wrong with this data. How do guys lose that need for sex, and prefer winning a game that is played by 13 year old kids?

This explains the “50 Shades of Grey” phenomenon. Women are sick of their husband acting like their little boy. They are sick of laying out his outfit for the day. They are sick of him and their 10 year old son both wearing the same Philadelphia Eagles jogging suit. They are sick of him wearing tighty whities. The man that used to drive them wild has become a lame bore. The man that they were excited to see has become someone they cannot stand the site of. Women are looking for a MAN!! Not a little boy. They want a man that will take control and ravage them. Women want a guy who will fulfill their fantasies.

Unlike men, women move into their sexual prime as they get older. They want to explore themselves, and want someone to take them on an unforgettable ride. Women want a guy who is not afraid to take them on a sexual adventure. When a husband of 7 years is just getting through sex because he wants to watch the game, he needs to understand that there is a guy on deck waiting for his wife to come running to him. Men need to know that this guy on deck fantasizes about the same woman that he ignores. Since most women are not willing to stray from their husband, a male stripper gives them fix that they are looking for. We are in a time where women are having a sexual resurgence. If their husbands and boyfriends don’t step up to the plate, they will be left in the dust.