By Dave Dakota
Atlantic City is about to be home to a stripper casino. This will be at am major casino, and will be debuting within a year. I only know because the director of operations is my friend. I have been sworn to secrecy about his identity, so we will just call him Johnny Casino. I interviewed Johnny about his new and exciting Stripper Casino
DD: My brotha, you and I have been friends a long time, and this means a lot that you are giving me this exclusive. I will not say your name or casino, but give me the details on this new casino.
JC: Well the name is a bit deceiving. We actually have a section in a casino that will feature table games, slot machines, and some of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen. I have always wanted to do this, but no one in this city had the balls until we got a new director! He is letting me oversee this thing from start to finish. We of course cannot reveal the casino yet, but we are very excited about this thing. I am actually working on a blackjack game where you get a lap dance the whole time that they are playing blackjack. It is a lot of fun. No one has ever done anything like this before. We are also going to have a roulette table with a stripper pole on the wheel. So while the ball is spinning, you can look at a sext girl dancing right in front of you. We have a huge space as well. This will be the ultimate Bachelor party venue. We want to make this a guy’s paradise. Also this will be a fun spot of bachelorette parties. We are looking to make this a destination in Atlantic City. We want this to bring people to Atlantic City.
DD: Is it still in the plans to connect the casino to an actual strip club?
JC: Absolutely! The casino leads into the strip club, but the casino is also its own strip club, so we are delivering the best of both worlds. For the non-gamblers we have the best strip club in Vegas! Half of it is set up like a standard strip club only way better, and the other half is a strip club with the hottest ladies in Atlantic City! We are very excited to get this going and we will give you the scoop when we are ready to open to the public!