Stripper Casino 

By Dave Dakota

Atlantic City is about to be home to a stripper casino. This will be at am major casino, and will be debuting within a year. I only know because the director of operations is my friend. I have been sworn to secrecy about his identity, so we will just call him Johnny Casino. I interviewed Johnny about his new and exciting Stripper Casino

DD: My brotha, you and I have been friends a long time, and this means a lot that you are giving me this exclusive. I will not say your name or casino, but give me the details on this new casino.

JC: Well the name is a bit deceiving. We actually have a section in a casino that will feature table games, slot machines, and some of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen. I have always wanted to do this, but no one in this city had the balls until we got a new director!  He is letting me oversee this thing from start to finish. We of course cannot reveal the casino yet, but we are very excited about this thing. I am actually working on a blackjack game where you get a lap dance the whole time that they are playing blackjack. It is a lot of fun. No one has ever done anything like this before. We are also going to have a roulette table with a stripper pole on the wheel. So while the ball is spinning, you can look at a sext girl dancing right in front of you. We have a huge space as well. This will be the ultimate Bachelor party venue. We want to make this a guy’s paradise. Also this will be a fun spot of bachelorette parties. We are looking to make this a destination in Atlantic City. We want this to bring people to Atlantic City.

DD: Is it still in the plans to connect the casino to an actual strip club?

JC: Absolutely! The casino leads into the strip club, but the casino is also its own strip club, so we are delivering the best of both worlds. For the non-gamblers we have the best strip club in Vegas! Half of it is set up like a standard strip club only way better, and the other half is a strip club with the hottest ladies in Atlantic City! We are very excited to get this going and we will give you the scoop when we are ready to open to the public!

Spice It Up With Food

By Vince Leona

The Adult Toy industry makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year! But it has definitely come a long way from vibrators and blow up dolls. The adult toy industry has seen a huge spike in sales with edible sex toys. The standard edible panties are still a popular item, but it’s the other items that will shock you. I talked to Christy Cobert who owns a sex shop in Atlantic City to get the scoop on the latest edible Adult Toys.

VL: How long have you been in business?

CC: Next month it will be 5 years!

VL: Congrats! In this economy that is great. How is business?

CC: It was up and down for the first three years, but for the past two years it has been great! We are on pace to double last year’s sales.

VL: What can you attest to this huge spike in sales?

CC: The standards always sell, but edible sex toys are the new craze!

VL: Besides edible panties, what other items are selling.

CC: Our biggest seller is the chocolate dildo, which comes in dark and white chocolate. It comes in six different sizes, starting with six inches all the way up to twelve. As you can imagine, it combines women’s two favorite things, Chocolate and sex. It’s really a winning situation.

VL: How many of these do you sell a day, and how much do they cost?

CC: They start at $5.99 and the twelve inch one is $11.99. And we sell about 500 of these a week. Also we make them here on location. They have become so popular that I send thousands of these a week all across the country. We are very excited that we just got a huge monthly order from a major Adult Toy shop that wants ten thousand a week!

VL: Wow it sounds like this is becoming a big production! Who is your chef?

CC: You’re looking at her!

VL: How did you come up with this idea and perfect it? Because according to some of your clientele, these are like no other chocolate Adult Toys on the market.

CC: Well the difference with ours is that they hard for a long time (laughs). All kidding aside, that is why we are so successful. They don’t get soft or melt. So they are able to last as long as the ladies want them to last.

VL: What is your secret?

CC: Well if I told you that I would have to kill you. I spent a year perfecting the recipe! We now have a one of a kind product that our competition cannot compete with. In the edible Adult Toy industry, we are the best.

VL: What’s the next big thing?

CC: Well we are making strawberry dildos made like suckers. As you can imagine, these sell themselves also.

VL: Well you really have turned a niche into an amazing company! I cannot wait to see your shops all over the country.

CC: That is the plan! Hopefully next time you talk to me, it will be on my new Yacht (laughs).