By Vincent Leona

It is always a cliché that female strippers are “in school”. But last week in Dallas Texas that cliché became reality. Mark Roderwill was hanging out a Gentlemen’s club with a client. It is a place that he goes to close deals. Mark is the CEO of a very successful company, and prefers taking his clients to a Gentlemen’s club than in his boring office. Mark woke up on a Monday and felt a bit light headed, but fought through it and drank a red bull for energy. Mark knew that he had a big meeting so he had to be on his “A” game. Mark hit the gym at 7AM like he did every Monday to get in an hour of cardio. He then called his secretary and said that he had a VIP setup for his client Tom set for noon. His favorite female stripper Marissa was working that night and she was Mark’s favorite. He knew that Tom would love her, and whatever other friends she was going to bring along. Mark then headed over to close the deal. Mark got there early, and waited for Tom in the parking lot. Mark was still feeling a bit light headed and started feeling weak. Tom arrived at noon, and Mark put on his game face. After a little catching up in the parking lot, they headed inside the club. Tom was very impressed when he walked in. Mark had a bottle of Tom’s favorite Scotch, and 2 huge steaks waiting for them. Tom informed Mark that he was ready to sign the deal yesterday, but glad he waited. Mark got through the details of this multiyear deal that they had been negotiating, and on cue Marissa and 3 friends walked over. Tom loved Female Strippers as much as Mark so this was the main event of the night. Mark had many conversations in the past with Marissa, and she had told him many times that she was using the money she was making to put herself through school. It’s not that Mark did not believe her, but never really gave it much thought. Mark started to feel a lot of pressure in his chest, and asked for a glass of water and then crashed to the ground like a ton of bricks. Marissa then leaped into action. She started performing CPR on Mark. He had stopped breathing. Marissa vigorously tried to revive him. Finally after 5 minutes, he started to breathe again. An ambulance was on the scene in 6 minutes, and took over from there. Mark was rushed to the hospital in a semi conscience state. After performing emergency surgery, Mark woke up with a bunch of tubes in him. Marissa and Tom were both in the room waiting for Mark to wake up. The doctor then came in the room and informed Mark that Marissa had saved his life. This is a perfect example of not judging a book by its cover. It would be very easy to discount a female stripper who tells you that she is in school, but she just may be the person that saves your life.

VL: All hail the new Queen of Strippers!

CC: And you better believe I am going to defend my title next year! I can’t wait to talk to you this time next year about my back to back titles.