Exotic Dancer Haunted House

By Dave Dakota

Imagine if you went to a haunted house where every witch you saw was topless? And if the haunted house ended with a Haunted Strip Club where you can get dances from the actors who just tried to scare your face off? Brandy Martell has had this vision for many years, and this coming Halloween will be bringing this Haunted Strip Club to a few yet to be named test cities. This isn’t your small time Haunted House, this this is massive with movie quality costumes and props. I talked to Brandy about this scary new adventure

DD: So how did you come up with this concept?

BM: I have always been into horror movies. And what is the one staple of every old school Horror movie? Attractive people running around naked! That is something that the haunted house industry has not embraced. The sexuality in horror movies is all over the place. In face most people in horror movies get killed while or after having sex. I wanted to bring that sexuality to a haunted house. I wanted the night to end with a great club where you could get drinks and lap dances with the girls. Thus I created the Haunted Strip Club. It is truly set up like an old school 70’s strip club, but it is haunted. The ghouls and ghosts are all of the dead strippers. In the beginning of the show, the audience is told of a great massacre that happened many years ago, and you as the patrons are the first people entering these haunted grounds in almost 40 years. I think it is a great concept and something completely original. Then after getting scared to death, you get to get a lap dance or watch the girls dance on stage. It is a fun night for both male and females. Believe me, you will be scared too! It is a frightening haunted house, despite the eye candy. I wanted that part to be a home run. I think we created what I set out to create.

DD: You are doing 3 test cities, is your ultimate plan to take this thing all around the country?

BM: Yes! We first of course have to prove that the concept works and is profitable.  This show is very expensive, so to make the kind of money I need to make this thing successful, I need a lot of sold out shows.

DD: I cannot wait to see this. I will see you there Halloween night!

Better Than The Real Thing?

By Vince Leona

When couples first get married, they have sex almost every day! That was the case for Marty and Katie, a young newlywed couple living in St Louis. The sex was hot, and it was often. Marty claimed that they had sex every day at least once since they got married. Sometimes two or three times a day Katie was getting her sexual fix. A major curveball was thrown at this new marriage when Marty got a new job which required him to travel away from home four to five days a week. So in a flash, Marty and Katie went from having sex 7-20 times a week to only having sex on weekends.

This was a huge change for this couple that admitted that sex was the most important part of their relationship. This change instantly created jealousy and stress in what used to be a perfect relationship. Even with mutual trust, you are traveling 5 days a week, and the only contact you have with your wife is the fifteen minutes a night that you spend on Skype. Marty found that his mind was wandering all day. What is she doing when you are not around? Where is she finding that sexual satisfaction? He knew that Katie was a freak and needed it daily.

They tried to have phone sex. They even tried video phone sex with their cell phones on Face Time, but it wasn’t fulfilling Katie’s needs. Katie had tried Adult Toys in the past, but nothing gave her that same feeling as her husband. Marty had an idea when he was watching an episode of Gigolos on HBO. One of the guys on the show had a mold made of his penis. Marty knew that Katie wasn’t a fan of adult toys, but what if it was an exact replica of him? Marty surprised Katie with the replica after a ten day road trip. He told her not to try it out until he went back on the road.

After a sex filled weekend, Marty hit the road. He was flying to New York for work. He had no phone service for six hours. When he finally turned his phone on, he had a text message from Katie that said “Oh my God!” He immediately called her back to see what the text was all about, and she told him that he can stay in New York for an extra week. She said that she needed some alone time to get to get to know her new toy! Katie said that it was amazing, and that it gave her multiple orgasms. Marty was happy and relieved at the same time. Technically he was pleasing her from far away. Also Marty found that his mind was no longer wandering every minute of the day. Katie was shocked that an adult toy fulfilled her sexually, and she said it made their weekend sex even hotter. Adult toys are not for everyone, but in this case it saved a marriage.