Strippers are still the top draw at Bachelor Parties

By Dave Dakota

Poker tournaments, paintball, baseball games, whirly ball, and every other Bachelor party activity that seems to be the norm these days all take a backseat to the old school standard in Bachelor Party Entertainment. That’s right; the stripper is still the top draw at Bachelor Parties. A lot of guys these days say that they do not want strippers at their Bachelor Parties. That seems to just be something that they feel they need to say. The guys who do not want strippers, it seems as though actually do want strippers, but do not want to be embarrassed in front of their friends, future father in law, dad, etc. The stripper is the main event! Everyone goes to a Bachelor party hoping to see a stripper. That is the draw. That is the reason that married guys clear their schedule and risk having their wives not talk to them. If you are planning a Bachelor party, a stripper is a must! Don’t even consider that his “friends” might not be into it! They answer is yes! All guys want to see a hot girl take her clothes off. All guys whether they say it out loud or not are coming for the star attraction. Paint ball is not as fun as a hot girl taking it all off. I was at a Bachelor party last week. We had a very tense poker game going on. Everyone was really serious, until the girls came in. This poker game from super tight to everyone going all in. I have never seen these serious poker players completely lose concentration. It was obvious that poker was no longer the priority. They were obviously there for another reason. I am not saying not to plan out other activities. Every headliner needs an opening act to warm up the croup. A baseball game or other pre Bachelor party activities that I mentioned earlier are all a great addition to the headliner. And get it straight! The stripper is the headliner. The peak of your party will be when the ladies walk in. Do not plan a Bachelor party without making sure that the entertainment is taken care of. You will regret it in the long run. I went to a Bachelor Party once that didn’t have strippers. It was a night out to dinner with the boys, and a bar afterwards. That to me is not a Bachelor Party. What I just described is a Saturday night with the guys. Adding a stripper to the mix would have changed things up and given it that Bachelor Party feel. Instead I left the party completely unsatisfied. Don’t make your friends leave unsatisfied. Think about the entire group. Think about how you are in charge of fun for the evening. You need to step it up and make sure you put on an award winning night. Not only will your friends never forget the night, but your buddy who is getting married will return the favor when you are up to bat!

Play With Your Phone

By Vince Leona

They say that you can literally do anything with your phone. Until now, there was one thing you couldn’t do with it, and that is give yourself pleasure. Well thanks to Delaware’s Peter Drakelle, your phone can now be used as an adult toy. I interviewed Peter about his new invention

VL: So you have created a vibrator app? Tell me about it.

PD: I basically took the standard vibrating technology, and created a vibrator app. But it was not as easy as it seems. I had to create an attachment, as well as technology to make it work on all phones. From what I heard, it works amazing. Buy one for your wife or girlfriend. I guarantee she will love it!

VL: I will definitely keep that in mind. Do you own this space or do you have competitors?

PD: I own it, but I have heard that other copy cats are coming out with their own versions. My hope is that we can own the market by the time they release their inferior product. I was really upset at first, because I created the technology. But you learn fast that copying the greatest form of flattering. Also I guarantee that he will not win the money that I will make with the app.

VL: So is it your standard adult toy or is it something different?

PD: We started out with your standard vibrator, but now it has become really huge! We have over 100 attachments. We are also working on a bunch of new products using this technology.

VL: What other products are you working on?

PD: We are working on a hand buzzer connector with the phone. We are working on a shaker. We are working on a back vibrator. They are all in the early stages, but they will all be attachments for your phone! We aren’t just creating adult toys here!

VL: Wow! That sounds great. Tell me about the massager.

PD: This could be our million dollar product. We have foot and back attachments. This could really revolutionize at home massaging. With the prototypes, they work great. I picture this being a must have for people on planes, truck drivers, office workers, etc.

VL: Does the phone work while you are getting the back massage?

PD: That is an option. You can either use it in airplane mode, or leave it on.

VL: Ok back to the adult toy! How do women feel about using their phone to pleasure themselves?

PD: Hey man, there was a time when people were uncomfortable doing a lot of things with their phones. They used to have a problem with things like paying bills, using the internet, and setting their DVR. Times have changed and now we are using our phones for everything! There will be resistance at first but before you know it, the adult toy vibrating cell phone will be as popular as the rabbit.

VL: I guess people will think twice before using their friend’s phone (laughs)! Good luck, hope it’s a big success for you.