Your Daughter The Dancer

By Dave Dakota

When you were looking at your baby girl the day she was born, you had many thoughts running through your head! She was so small and helpless. Her whole life was in front of her. You wondered what she would be when she grew up. She could be a doctor, a lawyer, even the President! What if I told you one day that she would be a female stripper? According to current trends, that may just be the case. Female strippers make a great living, and are allowed to live a life style on their terms. It is a quick way for a young girl to make a lot of money, and to be her own boss. With the heavy demand for female strippers, the amount of girls going into this once taboo field have been going up between one and seven percent every year since 2003. So why is your little girl now stripping? Could be many factors, but the most common reason is that it gives her financial freedom. In one night a female stripper can make more money than a week of secretarial work. Female strippers can work one week a month, and travel the rest of the time. Most people do not believe it when female strippers tell them that they are going to school, but in reality a lot of them are. Many former female strippers are now nurses, or even lawyers. It is definitely a field that you can only do for a set period of time, so it is a great profession to get into while they are figuring out the next phase in their life. Where else can a girl with only a high school diploma make thousands of dollars a month? Working 40 hours a week at minimum wage will not pay a girls rent, bills, and on top of that tuition. If you as a father cannot pay for your daughter to go to college, do not look down on her for taking charge of her life. Female strippers in a lot of cases are highly paid psychologists. The successful ones have to be great listeners, and be a source of advice for their clients. According a female stripper that I interviewed in Miami Beach, she said that a lot of her job is a lot more emotional that physical. The same guy comes to see her. It is almost like an appointment at a doctor’s office. The same guys come to see her at the same time every single day. It is the best part of their day, and they are able to vent about their home life, their job, their kids, even their annoying neighbor. Perhaps all psychologists should work a few years as female strippers. Guys tend to be much more honest when talking to someone half naked than a girl in a pant suit. Maybe your daughter the stripper will become the doctor that you always wanted her to be! If it takes a few years giving lap dances to get there, maybe she is just doing it to make her daddy proud.

Geek Revue

By Vince Leona

Nerds are starting to take over this country at a rate that has never been seen before. As little as 5 years ago, being a nerd was not a cool thing. But thanks to NBA players and hot chicks dressing like nerds. Also the acceptance of nerds as people who can help change the world has really taken nerdom to a new level. Peter Catush a self-proclaimed “nerd” who happens to have a body like Channing Tatum has created his Geek Revue. Catush said “Nerdy equals dirty” when describing his new revue. His show has guys dressed as your favorite science fiction characters. There is nothing funnier than seeing Darth Vader strip down to a black thong! I talked to Peter about his Geek Revue.

VL: What a great idea! How did you come up with something like this?

PC: Well I have always been obsessed with 2 things, working out and star wars. I was one of the rare nerds that actually got laid in high school. I was an athlete and an honor student. I really had an exceptional experience in high school! I was making a Dark Vader costume one year for Halloween and ended up hooking up with a girl that I met at a bar who was wearing a Princess Leia outfit. She was kind of a freak and told me to leave the helmet on. When I looked at myself in the mirror wearing only the Darth Vader Helmet, I couldn’t stop laughing. I also came to the realization that if this nerdy girl was into this, perhaps there were a lot more.

VL: Well it looks like your calculated gamble has paid off, because you guys are sold out for the next 3 months.

PC: Yeah we keep adding shows and just can’t keep up with the demand. We aren’t pocketing all of this money. We are putting it back into the show. Next month is the debut of our Lord of the Rings costumes. We are excited and want to make this thing as big as possible. We have made over 2 million dollars in profit since we started, but I am still driving a 93 Cavalier. I am looking at the big picture. Every nickel I am putting right back into the show. My dedication has payed off because as you said earlier, we are sold out for the next 3 months. We would probably be sold out for the entire year, but we are looking for a bigger theater, and are waiting on putting future dates on sale until we figure out our new home.

VL: Wow man those are some impressive numbers! I might be talking to a future billionaire.

PC: Correction, you are talking to a future billionaire! I am not a slacker, and I don’t buy stupid stuff with my money. I am taking this thing all the way. All I can say is thank god for nerdy girls. And just remember nerdy equals dirty!