By Dave Dakota

The Fantasy of a naked guy washing your car has always been the fantasy of many ladies. If you live in Memphis, this dream is now a reality. Melissa Burjione an Exotic Dancer has created the greatest nude car wash experience ever with her “Strip Club Car Wash”. I talked to Melissa about this unique business she runs.

DD: I have to say, I have never had more fun getting my car washed.

MB: Well thank you. We have created an experience like no other in the country. You and your car are basically taking a shower with 10 gorgeous guys.

DD: It is funny that you say that, because that is exactly what it felt like. I have to say, I was not expecting the lap dances while they were cleaning the inside of the car.

MB: Well that is what makes us a strip club car wash! There is nothing more exciting than getting a lap dance in your car. It is the main event of the experience. Our Exotic Dancers are the sexiest in the country.

DD: The guys are gorgeous, and that part was amazing, but I was shocked how sparkling clean they got my car.

MB: We take both sides of the business seriously! We don’t half ass either side of the service. We want the girls to come back every week. The best is when guys come in. We once had a hottie strip down and start washing his car with the rest of the guys. It was amazing.

DD: So for people who haven’t been to your “Strip Club Car Wash” can you walk them through the entire experience.

MB: Sure! It starts out when you pull in and choose inside and outside wash or just one of the 2 services. I guarantee that we are the only car wash in the country where people only get the inside of their car cleaned. Each service is $25 or you get both for $40 which is what 90% of the customers do. They pull their car in where 10 smoking hot guys give the sexiest car wash ever while the customer is sitting inside her car enjoying the show. The guys start out in tanks and jeans and then get totally naked. After that if the customer chose an inside wash, 3 guys clean the inside of the car while the customer is still sitting in the driver’s seat. The customer then gets a lap dance from one of the guys while the other 2 clean the inside of the car. My favorite part is when the guy giving the lap dance cleans the windshield while giving a lap dance.

DD: It is definitely an experience like no other. I think you really have something unique here. I can see these car washes popping up all around the country.

MB: Nashville is next! We break ground next month. We plan on being all over the Midwest, and then branching out all over the country. So wherever you are, we are coming to your town!

 

 

By Vince Leona

I remember growing up as a kid that I had an awesome collection of trading cards. Baseball, Basketball, and Football were my favorite. I even collected Wrestling cards for my favorite wrestlers. In recent years the trading card industry has kind of taken a turn for the worse. That may all change. Some of the biggest strip clubs in the country have gotten together to create Female Stripper Trading Cards. These are beautiful glossy finished cards with a fully nude pic on the front and all of the girls stats on the back. Not only do the stats include the measurements, but it also included which clubs they worked at in the past and where they currently work. This is brilliant on many different levels. First of all, it is like free marketing for these female strippers. It is a way for a guy in Boston to see a girl in San Diego and make it a point to go see her if he is ever in San Diego. It also will give the girls the star appeal that female stripper feature acts get when strip clubs bring them in to do a feature spot. Instead of bringing in a star once a month, this has the potential to make all of the girl’s stars! This is a complete game changer! The limited release that has come out so far has been a huge success! These Female Stripper Trading Cards are changing the industry as we know it. People have come from all over the country to see Misty Mugs who is a female stripper at a club in San Diego. The week the cards came out, Misty said that she made 300% more money and it was mainly from fans from different parts of the country. Also she gained thousands of new Twitter followers. Something as simple as trading cards has turned these everyday normal female strippers into superstars! There is already talk of a Female Stripper Trading Card Convention! This will really bring the girls to the forefront. If these take off the way they are being projected, the Stripper Industry might have something really special on their hands. One of the hardest thing’s to do is to market these female strippers. With the card sets, inserts, rookie of the year cards, etc. This has the potential to become as popular as Baseball cards in the early 90’s. A Charleston card shop is holding a card show to kick things off. Should be an exciting venture!