Survey Says…We Want A Stripper!

By Vince Leona

In a recent survey of 500 women who are scheduled to attend Bachelorette parties in the next year, over 85% of them said that they are getting, or are open to getting a stripper. This is a huge increase from last year when only 65% said that they were open to the idea of getting entertainment at their Bachelorette parties. Why such a drastic increase? It seems as though women’s general view of getting a stripper have changed. It no longer gets that sleazy wrap it used to, but instead it has become a MUST for all Bachelorette parties.  I conducted an interview with a maid of honor named Lisa about this survey, check it out below!

VL: In a recent survey, over 85% of women say that they are getting or are open to getting a stripper for their Bachelorette parties. Are you in the 85%?

Lisa: Hell Yeah!!!

VL: Sounds like you are excited!

Lisa: Well it’s pretty much the main reason that we are having the Bachelorette party. We want a Fireman to walk in and have his way with us.

VL: It is refreshing to see someone as open about their excitement to get male entertainment. A few years ago, women seemed to be a lot less open about the subject.

Lisa: The way I see it is that the guys are having their fun, so why can’t we have ours? There is nothing wrong with watching a hot guy shake what his mama gave him.

VL: Is it a surprise for the bride, or does she know?

Lisa:  It is all that she has been talking about, but we told her that we can’t find anyone. I think she knows that we are lying though.

VL: What is the appeal of getting a dancer?

Lisa: It is just a fun way to bond with the girls. Having control over a hot guy and trying to embarrass my conservative friends will be a blast.

VL: When was the last time you were at a Bachelorette party?

Lisa: 2 weeks ago.

VL: Did you have entertainment at the party?

Lisa: Oh yeah! We had two hot construction workers, and we were in heaven. It was so much fun!

VL: What was your favorite part of the performance?

Lisa: I loved their choreographed routines. They brought this really upbeat mix of songs, and these hotties knew how to shake it. I also loved when they gave the bride a lap dance. She had the time of her life.

VL: Would you recommend to other girls that they should get some dancers for their Bachelorette parties?

Lisa: Hell yeah! It was by far the highlight of the night. These are memories that we will talk about forever. When he put his construction hat on my friends head and gave her a dance, it was the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

VL: Have fun at your upcoming party. With you planning it, I imagine it will be epic!

Lisa: If you only knew what we had planned baby! (Laughs)…